"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but we'd still like yout to test out
this kernel.
-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
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"I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway,
or Xena!" -Fry
"Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?" -Leela
"Sure, I just like TV better." -Fry
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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You are number 6! Who is number one?
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<dark> eat Depends: cook | eat-out.
But eat-out is non-free so that's out.
And cook Recommends: clean-pans.
-- Seen on #Debian
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* Culus fears perl - the language with optional errors
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