R3_b0ot's official account, nothing special.

The Thief of Mumbai
The Brown Wolf
Sworn Brother Guarding the Refrigerators
Lord of the First Pizza Slice and the Free Ketchup
998th Lord Commander of the The Taco Business
Defender of the Kitchen
The Resurrected
Slayer of White Sauce and the Army of the Beans
The King in the Pantry
Protector of the Last Slice of Pizza
Rightful King of the Seven Spices
The Prince Who Was Promised Unlimited Food (but Got Nothing)
Master of Baking
Know-er of Nothing

Also Known As:
- "Link, the Hyrulean Cook"
- "Ezio Auditore da Pizzeria"
- "Sylvanas 'Windrunner' of Seasoning"
- "Lara Croft, Raider of Rare Recipes"
- "Kratos, the God of Grilled Cheese"
- "Harry Potbelly, Seeker of Midnight Snacks"
- "Geralt of Rivia, Monster of Munchies"
- "Samus Aran, Bounty Hunter of Buffets"
- "Master Chef Revan"
- "Commander Shepard, Savior of Savory"
- "Aloy, the Banquet Huntress"
- "Solid Snack"

Gaming Level: Epic Gastronomist

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My hobbies:
Playing video games
Air-soft
Spending money on Prostitutes
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Gaming is thy holy pastime; afore outdoor pursuits, it shall not be.

Thou shalt not engage in fanboyish deeds under the name of gaming.

Remember to keep holy thy game release dates.

Honor thy PC and console, both alike.

Thou shalt not partake in the theft of kills.

Frag thou not without afterward embracing triumphant glee.

Lose thou with graciousness; neither ♥♥♥♥♥ nor whine when fragged.

Accept thou the dice's roll as the decree of gods unseen.

Teabag only upon unquestionable ownage, and nothing less.

Thou shalt not cheat nor endorse the farming of gold.

Covet not thy neighbor's rocket launcher, epic mount, video card, nor high score.

Understand thy group's function: Let DPS evade aggro, let tanks abstain from undue DPS, let mages recall mana potions, and let healers not go AFK without forewarning thy covenant.