Recent reviews by Quarterfacetress

So mote it be.

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Relive your childhood by killing thousands of innocent braindead bots.

I got this discounted and bought it for 9 pence.
It was the worst 9 pence i ever spent.
Never play this.
Watching paint dry is frankly more exciting.

After valve's... arguably most bugged and broken update from tf2 i took a break from it and started playing this old gem.
I tried it a few times before 'meet your match' and i thought it was a fun gimmicky original that was ok at best.
I was wrong.
Playing this game for longer makes you realise how tf2 became what it is today and suprisingly tfc can stand on its own.
While tf2 has its own in depth strategy so does tfc in a lot of ways. Medic is more combat focused an genrally more fun to play for me, soldier is as great as always, and spy is, well.... staisfying.

'BUT QUARTERMASTER YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST DOWNSIDE OF THIS GAME'
Yeah, the game is dead. Not being mean or anything but its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ true as many servers are empty or full of bots. Fortunately the community that is still beating is an amazing one.
Theyre less toxic since this game is the meaning of casual,so much so I could say i would rather play 2fort in tfc than tf2.

Anyhow if you're a bit bored of tf2 but wanna try something incredibly similar (cos this agme first duh)

Give tfc a shot
Trust me its worth it.

(Also i dont think ive found a single russian on a game so far so take advantage of this while you can)

Pretty cool game but its community is almost dead.
A better way to do this is:
1. Get some friends (or buy some if you dont have any)
2. make a server with friends.
3. Play two games.
4. Get the sweet hat that replaces your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gibus.
5. uninstall game
6. Play tf2 and show off your prize.

Just like orgies being with friends is reliable, with random strangers not so much.

An amazing way to waste time with friends by shooting zombies.
Your mission as a squad of trained elites is to "cure" the zombie population within an area. By planting a highly explosive C4. Then get the fudgecakes out before you and your team are blown to smithereens in the process.

Pros:
+5 classes which are balanced each one supporting their own role.
+Gameplay is smooth and makes teamwork essenstial.
+Ridicously fun to play with friends and strangers.
+Flows smoothly.
+Repetitive but cool music.
+Dark, spooky scenario increasing the thrill.
+Controls are pretty much like every fps on pc therefore making it comfortable.
+Its for all platforms for those of us *coughs* who have macs or linux.
+DID I MENTION ITS FREE

Cons:
-Graphics while not atrocious are a bit painful to look at.
-If you live in the UK like me OH MY GOSH its hard to find a server that doesnt skyrocket your ping.
-Creating your own server for friends is sometimes more hassle than finding one.
-Its early access meaning nearly everything could be changed at a moments notice
-Russians
-SOME IDIOTS STILL DONT REALISE THEY CAN PICK UP THE SENTRY GUN OR THE SUPPLY CASE

But considering its still an early access game dont blame it cos zombies are cornering you cos of lag.

Give it a go with friends its much better and if you get bored of it for a while go back to playing tf2 again.