Australia Lost to Emus
In 1932, Australia faced a peculiar conflict known as the Great Emu War, where the Australian military attempted to control a large population of emus that were damaging crops in Western Australia.
The emus, a large flightless bird native to Australia, had migrated inland during their breeding season and were causing significant problems for farmers already struggling due to the Great Depression.
The Australian government dispatched a small group of soldiers equipped with Lewis machine guns and 10,000 rounds of ammunition to cull the emu population.
However, the emus proved to be more agile and elusive than anticipated, making it difficult for the soldiers to effectively target them.
Despite the use of nearly all 10,000 rounds of ammunition, the soldiers managed to kill only a small number of emus, and the military was eventually forced to withdraw.

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