Did you know that the average person spends up to $900 a week on napkins?
Bring back the Double Crunchwrap you queers
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
Professionals have standards
I regret nothing
WHERE'S MY FROGGY?!

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

Teachin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how to swim
I keep giving bad people good ideas
When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets, I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat
Just a cruel regulator
A dangerous man when bored
I'm part west African
Do nothing but figure out what the opposite sex is willing to spend time and energy on, and then gigolo your way though life
Mouse Quest II expert
Oh some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot
My ♥♥♥♥ like Americans, too fat but dangerous
You're an odd fellow but you steam a good ham

With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm

Turn this ship around me boys! Turn around and run!

I'll be damned if I eat breakfast next to a ni-

My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER

She was a true Patriot

Free me from these bad decisions
And then walk away

Wendy's Buck Duck McDouble McBuck Buck ♥♥♥♥ Double

Psycho in my mind, lunatic, hysteria. Woke up in the morning and I got diphtheria

WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME ♥♥♥♥♥! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like my women like I like my cheese burgers, big, juicy, triple meat, triple cheese

Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night

Spell it S P ACE

Proud Branch Davidian

It's bloody nice having a friend, Henry

From Cracow to Kamchatka
I'm the patron saint of vodka

Lose yourself to dance 2.22.21

Well every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around

Little known fact: Also dope on ze mic

I'd like a large cola. A cheeseburger combo meal.
No, Triple cheeseburger meal. No ketchup.
Curly fries with that.
And uhhh... A four piece nugget meal for my dad.
Amen
Praise our Lord Wally

A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man!

He ain't gonna jump no more

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, God knows
Anything goes

Reality Compromised.
The Clown has been engaged

Don't press T

Up, Down, A, A, B, Left, Right, A, B, Up, A, Down, Right, Right, Left, B, Up, Left, A, Right, B, Left, Right, A, Left, Up, A, Down, A, Right, Left, B, Select

You were good son, real good, maybe even the best
RIP Rick May

"When you're jerking off, you're invincible. no ones gonna stop you."
-Cr1TiKaL

My mindscape is a criminals ambition

Little Herobrine I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your mom

Feeders suck like stuck in stockton
Live your life A to Z fill up all the vacancies, feel the vindication from the hate you get for chasin’ dreams.

she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a 'tarded helmet

Workers
And
National
Kinsman

oh ♥♥♥♥ boy he got her the mtn dew he could have got an engagement ring but no no he got her the mtn dew

Aurora Borealis?!?!?!

Coffee and weed? well that isn't very good

I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the Friggin' frogs gay
I got that Priceless touch

real G's move in silence like lasagna

GET CHUNKED

PIG IDIOT YOU ATE MY SEEDS

Peace out forever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Strike or folly, I suppose they seldom folly, do you concur?
You have a male romantic partner, and I would wager he does not court you.
He will find another intimate mate, and he will not regret his decision to abandon you.

He will celebrate his reinvigorated love life in a manner which is characteristically reminiscent to the behaviour of popular hip-hop artist Cameron Jibril Thomaz, known by his stage name of "Wiz Khalifa"