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59.3 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
just the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ best man...
Posted June 17, 2020.
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25.1 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
I just finished the first episode, and Iˇm done.

I'm so buying the next 4... , and you should also
most heart breaking/warming game ever so far :3
Posted January 3, 2016.
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1,196.4 hrs on record (535.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
would you like to buy this game ? sure thing!!!!
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FIRST THINGS FIRST!
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1. give GABEN 10 euros for this ♥♥♥♥♥.
2. install the game
3. open the game
4. play the tutorial
5. go play competetive cuz you are a stupid russian
6. get voice shouted and called a b*tch/fa*got/c*nt/blyat/cyk.a about a million times
7. realize that everybody in your team is russian and your playing against GeT_RighT
and his whole team

8. get kicked
9. try to learn the game
10. spend 500 hours doing that
11. buy at leasts 100 euros worth of skins
12. join a competetive (Silver 1)
13. still youre ♥♥♥♥♥
14. get kicked by your russian team who doesnt know how
to save as CT when bomb is dropped and he rushes)

15. cry tears of a real man (chuck norris)
16. close game
17. sell your items which you bought for 100 euros for 20 euros
18. gaben steals part of the money you sold the items for
19. realise you sold it all together for 10 euros even with the knife
20. unninstall cs:go and steam, go play LoL and grow a beard a go to heaven for buying winrar.

or you go to hell....

your choice....


i hope this guide helps, it is 100% accurate and was made with IGN and every Silver 3 player.

10/10
would play with russians again

oh and one more thing, this is a jungle game,
you are on your own, dont .... help..... ..... ..... . ... . . . .. ANYONE
Posted April 11, 2015. Last edited April 11, 2015.
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27.7 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
OK, this is a game I was waiting for, I love building stuff, i love making stupid ♥♥♥♥, and i love doing amazing machines, this game is just so good, i cant think of anything bad. The only thing is that i would like workshop, and also new levels. (fingers crossed) KEEP ON DOING THE GOOD WORK!!!
Posted February 22, 2015.
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1,867.6 hrs on record (516.0 hrs at review time)
gg u too much cyka... u noob..... BEST GAME EVER
Posted March 31, 2014.
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6.5 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
awesome adventurous game, which you first dont really need to know but with time, you learn its secrets and new tatcics to rule the game. LIKE A BOSS!
Posted January 1, 2014.
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