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19.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An absolute brilliant piece of video game media. As soon as you start, there's no BS, it's straight into shooting the enemies! As soon as you start, it may feel as if it's too brutal towards you and your team (it's up to four players btw), but it has the feature of progression, in which every time you die, it resets all the temporary upgrades you've acquired during that match. However, there are these crystals you get at the end of it, now these can be spent on permanent skills on a skill tree, or be spent to revive yourself back up. I, myself, personally don't use the crystals to revive myself, as if I'm playing with a friend (which I was), I just wait until they can get me up so I have more crystals by the end of the session.

It really is a brilliant piece of work, considering the fact it's made by an indie video game development company from Hong Kong ! That also explains the amazing art-style and how the game plays, in terms of physics and mechanics.

I absolutely recommend this game if you're looking for something new and engaging and want a game that's under £/$10.
Posted November 29, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record
Lovely game to play with friends. Obviously, does require you to know the basics of poker/Texas hold 'em, however it's pretty easy to learn and understand.

It's a very calm game to play with friends (unless you're losing all your chips)

8/10, lost all my chips, but had laughs :)
Posted November 25, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game made me contemplate my existance on this god-forsaken-planet.
Posted November 29, 2018.
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13 people found this review helpful
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17.1 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Bendy and the Ink Machine, simply kown as BATIM, has got to be one of the best first person, puzzle, action, horror game out there. Episode 1 being released on the 27th of April of last year, it blew up from the help from the community, alongside myself.
Every single hour to minutes to seconds were all phenomenal and worth it.
Everything from voice acting to character designs all the way to the easter eggs and subtle details in various areas of the workshop were completely pulled off superbly.
There's nothing really that bad I can say about it as there's nothing that comes to the top of my head.

Definitely would re-play it again.
10/10, 100%.
Posted November 21, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
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6.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Is a good game. Lost a friend because of it but that's ok, I made a new one. :)
Posted October 21, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Posted March 19, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
73.9 hrs on record (73.0 hrs at review time)
You can make memes and break the laws of SFM with this. Get it, pls.
Posted February 4, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
168.8 hrs on record (155.4 hrs at review time)
Portal is perfect. Valve's 2007 puzzle adventure – a short story about escape, in which the player must solve a series of spatial riddles with a gun that shoots doors – has a ruthless clarity to it, an economy of form and expression, that few games can match.

Its creators took one fantastic idea and developed it exactly as far as it needed to go and no further. They teased you with a premise that mocks your status as a lab rat running through their devious maze. They gave that mockery a cool, cruel and bitterly dry voice in GLaDOS, the arch AI that keeps you company in the game's pristine prison cells.

And then they lifted the curtain, just an inch, and let you look behind it. They almost surreptitiously slipped a neat parable of a story past you, sealing it with a punchline so resounding it knocks you back in your seat.

You can't call Portal heartless, it's far too funny a game for that, but it does have a heart of ice. It's so tight, so deliciously underplayed, that criticism passes through it like light refracted through a jewel.

Very little of this is true of Portal 2. It would be impossible to expand that haiku of a game into a 10-hour blockbuster (with a separate co-operative campaign for two players) without muddying those crystal waters. Inevitably, it's more talkative, the humour is broader, it contains some ideas that don't work as reliably, and the fiction's delicate relationship with the Half-Life universe is disturbed.

But the sacrifices are worth it a thousand times over. Portal 2 is a riveting and hilarious entertainment. It has Uncharted 2's easy way with a one-liner or action set-piece married to the intricate brain-teasing logic of the best Zelda dungeons. (Far from insignificantly, it's also a major video game that involves virtually no combat.)

Although its warped humour is miles away from Half-Life 2's oppressive tone, it is absolutely recognisable as that game's successor and equal, and thus the first full-scale Valve epic in over six years.

This is a new Valve, though, riffing on the cartoon comedy of Team Fortress 2 and the weathered B-movie pastiche of Left 4 Dead as well as its stock-in-trade cool sci-fi. That's clear from the opening, when you awake in a containment cell that's not an antiseptic glass cubicle but a simulacrum of a shabby 1970s-style motel room. The tutorial for the controls even contains a brilliant interactive gag at Valve's own expense.

Once again, you are Chell, the ponytailed woman in the orange jumpsuit who was GLaDOS's unwilling test subject in Portal. Many years later, a disaster appears to have befallen Aperture Science's labs and the clean white tiles of familiar test chambers are cracked and overgrown with vegetation.

You're woken from stasis by a chatty idiot of an AI called Wheatley, an expressive steel eyeball given verbal diarrhoea and an English West Country twang by Stephen Merchant (Ricky Gervais' writing partner on The Office). Wheatley begins as your guide and comic foil, a village-idiot version of Halo's 343 Guilty Spark.

When your sardonic, deadpan tormentor GLaDOS is rebooted, a strange and darkly funny psychodrama starts to develop between these disembodied voices and your silent avatar. Another commentator joins this intimate cast during an unexpected second act, which parodies BioShock while shedding some light on Aperture's past – but I really should stop there.

The script, by Eric Wolpaw, Jay Pinkerton and Chet Faliszek, is a riot. It's both shameless and devastatingly successful in its pursuit of belly laughs as GLaDOS gradually lets her bone-dry quips slip into withering sarcasm and Wheatley does that Britcom blend of surreal nonsense, self-mocking blather and slapstick. Portal was a sequence of great jokes, but Portal 2 is that rare beast, an actual video game comedy – and one of the funniest ever.

That's also thanks to the great voice cast. Merchant's prattle might chafe with some players, but I loved his deflating, humanising effect on Portal's cold brilliance. As GlaDOS, Ellen McLain manages the difficult task of taking a sociopathic and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer on a personal journey, and there's a splendid turn from veteran US character actor J. K. Simmons.

Valve's animators should also take a bow. Without much warning, they have revealed themselves to be some of the best in the business, delivering work of exquisite, movie-quality detail and timing.
Posted November 22, 2017. Last edited November 22, 2018.
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17 people found this review helpful
55 people found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have no friends.
Posted July 3, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
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2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
NVidia the way played err no not on my dads GTX980 you don't
joe makes the nv driver crash every 15 mins (can anyone help with this)

also on newer PC’s you can’t max out the gfx’s so you need to go in to the game.cfg in the game folder

on AMD pc’s it runs fine with no problems, and even better on older pc’s like my mums AMD 4400+ cpu with a AMD 4500 video card (we use this as a lan server for joe)

this was one of the last true pc games and you can tell as it is BIG and has loads of space
one good thing is once installed you can run it without steam from the game .exe but it only runs jo so no bikes

love this game and remember playing it as a 4 year old as a medic
it’s a must buy but it’s way overprized as it’s only £2 on disk

also there are loads of maps to add to the game and unlike rip off games now they are free
look out for the ice mod though its had to install on steam

people can add me and get a 20+ player coop game going as we can host our own servers
Posted April 6, 2015.
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