*ring ring* Hu-huh... *ring ring* Wha- Who could be ringing at this stupendous hour?, I must go and check the phone... *ring ring ring* GOODNESS ME!, I MUST PICK UP THE PHONE BEFORE IT STOPS RINGING!, *quickly runs towards the phone, just as the phone is about to stop ringing, I manage to answer...* "He-H-Hello?, Who is this?" "..." "It's Mr. Devil, and lets just say, I'm starting to get a bit chilly..." "No way, that can't be..."

this man is a fraud