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1.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
For someone who recently began learning and has almost mastered hiragana and katakana this game is a godsend. The UI is awesome and if they continue to support and add new content I'll be playing for a long time.

let's see if the devs add more content or abandon
Posted March 2.
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52.1 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
cant believe its taken me this long to write a review, i am a decades old dolphin olympics alumni. if you actually think this game is not worth it you are one of two = A. unskilled B. never played
Posted December 11, 2023.
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16.1 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
its basically an attractive piece of diarrhea, hard as ♥♥♥♥ and probably not worth your time but fills the itch for something weird
Posted December 5, 2023.
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30.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Absolute pizza propaganda. This fever-dream is extremely mesmerizing, feels straight out of Newgrounds. Already making the replayability potential high IMO. Coupled with easy to pick up mechanics will make speed-running sprout fast. The OST rocks your meat and slaps you in the face, while also being chill and cozy as you zoom through stages.

If you enjoy Wario World, you'll love Pizza Tower.
Posted January 26, 2023. Last edited January 26, 2023.
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7 people found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Really engaging, I wish to see nipple earlier than to keep solving problems though. As well as doing math Its hard to stare at titties and keep answering I get really distracted.

I would still recommend however because it has really solid mechanics and the story is really good. Definitely give this one a try, If your child is struggling in his or her math classes this could be a great teaching tool.
Posted November 1, 2020.
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58.4 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yes, This game is expensive, which is probably it's only downfall. SpyParty is pure genius and is deeply intricate which I'd say is where most people run into their first gripe. There should definitly be an updated better tutorial. I don't buy reviews complaining about not being able to play ever. The lobby is yes; relatively small, but be a bit more patient.

There are plenty instances where you can simply play sniper as well, Sniping is the truly the most crucial skill of the game. Weeding out all the opponents instances of interaction with AI, while simultaneously carrying out your strategy to dissect the party is the challenge. It's usually easier to get away with cheap wins being spy, sniper is no joke you degenerate.

It's fun using chat at times as well, I like the primitive feel I hope it stays that way honestly. Every menu executes perfectly. Chat is crucial during rounds for each to fully master their mishaps.

The advantage of having the Spy being a relatively easy task to cheese, is each player gets their chance to learn through the sniper of the true nature of the party. The accuracy type task performing tests to hit green, red, or gray with clicking left is satisfying to master (Tests are only preformed while Spy). Each color performs a different effect depending on the task at hand. No matter your skill it's likely new players pickup this skill quick which is gold. For example; if you switch a statue hitting green, it will appear to the sniper as if the next AI who picks up that same statue has done the statue swap. If you hit red a thump of metal is heard by the sniper.

I understand it's high price, it's well worth that money but I understand getting two friends to buy it can be difficult at times. Just be more patient in the lobbies, plenty of randos to invite and plenty of time to master your sniper skills.
Posted April 17, 2018. Last edited April 29, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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20.7 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Played during the alpha, game has only gotten better, Great for multiplayer and looks sexy.
Posted February 3, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun as hell, No regrets.
Posted January 21, 2018.
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115.2 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Game was really good and fun at the start. I got my money's worth in early access.

Play it now and everything is a mess, very unfortunate.
Posted March 24, 2017. Last edited February 21, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.8 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The atmosphere is pretty giving the game a unique look with its low poly textures. Gameplay has been really smooth for me, there are occasional bugs now and then but nothing that impairs the playability of the game. I also do enjoy how the game drops you in with no explanation, this does not hold your hand. This game requires you to figure stuff out on your own using trial and error, gathering resources, researching, crafting, exploring and surving on your creations in order to become successful on any of the random planets you travel to. As you explore its very peaceful other than the enemies you encounter that you may not be aware of at first. It is hard to identify the foregin life you encounter which gives you a little fear for your journey.

Hopefully more content will be added and improved over time.
Posted December 16, 2016. Last edited January 21, 2018.
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