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4 people found this review helpful
261.3 hrs on record (212.3 hrs at review time)
HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!! one of the best party games out there. what starts from a simple 2d platformer shooter quickly becomes a swag match for who can pull off the coolest tricks to kill the opponent. easy to learn, difficult to master. everything feels like one big part of something greater, and there are a lot of cool interactions, like guns firing when they bounce on springs. still not intrigued? there are cool mods that add more stuff and maps to the game, and that means, there is a LEVEL EDITOR. the game is simply amazing.
Posted April 18.
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43.2 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
> joker 1 [negative]: all cards are considered face cards
> joker 2: discarding 3 or more face cards at once gives 3$
> joker 3: played face cards give +30 chips when scored
> joker 4: played face cards have a 1 in 2 chance to give $2 when they're scored
> joker 5: all face cards become Gold cards when played
> joker 6: retriggers all face cards an additional time

AND I STILL LOST
Posted February 21.
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25.1 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
the gameplay is a bit too fast but i liked it. the first bossfight was especailly fun to p rank
Posted November 22, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,066.2 hrs on record (437.6 hrs at review time)
pretend this is a funny review so you upvote it
Posted October 17, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Negatives:
(- minor, ! considerable, -! major)

- EULA. Even though it has a funny start, there is still an EULA for a singleplayer game.

-! EVERY empty room has enemies in it. Overwhelming and mind-numbing.

! The gun is underwhelming. I think it barely does damage for all of the work that you do to make it reload. It takes 2 hits to kill a floor 1 enemy. Bad.

- The smash' hitbox is just barely big enough to hit the 3 demons' projectiles. You will mistime it. A lot. This is a floor 1 enemy by the way! There might be an skill tree upgrade to make it bigger, but I honestly don't really enjoy the grind. At least there are in-run upgrades to increase the range of it at least. Oh, but I can't really control what i get to drop, now can I?

! Expensive shops. Yeah.

- The game doesn't feel hard because you didn't master the mechanics yet, but because you have to grind out the (quite literally) skill tree.

- "Adaptive difficulty", yet no option to actually change the difficulty manually from what I could find in the settings. Why do I have to pretend to be at a certain skill level to change the difficulty the way I want it to be? Oh, and what does this "adaptive difficulty" even change? I don't understand...

Now, I don't hate the game. This is a cool game. But the negatives put a damper on my personal experience. Yes, I probably will continue to play it, but I would like to have my concerns addressed.

(P.S: Now that I know you read the review, you have been blessed with the knowledge that the comment section is open! Feel free to leave some comments and I will gladly read through them.)
Posted August 9, 2023. Last edited August 9, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
45.7 hrs on record (35.3 hrs at review time)
Was playing on the blue level where everything is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up (E3M9), my computer bluescreened and I thought that was a part of the game

10 / 10
Posted July 26, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
this is ROUNDS but if it was tag and didn't run like crap.
Posted July 10, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
91.6 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
This is unfair, I want a happy ending...

What do I mean? Well, the game certainly tackes on subjects like mental illness. But it doesn't suggest any solutions from what I have seen. Unsatisfying...
Posted July 4, 2023. Last edited July 4, 2023.
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1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
the final boos is too difficult...
Posted July 2, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
bad business if it was clunkier and you had to pay for it
Posted June 30, 2023.
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