Recent reviews by MiddleFingerCat

1. Spend three hours getting the frame for the Corris Rivett mounted on the tractor
2. Head back home in a pitch black snowy road
3. Accidentally run over wandering NPC crossing the road
4. Restart run

10/10 would recommend

The game itself is pretty fun and incredibly immersive, however there's a huge problem, and that's friendly fire. The problem is that there is zero penalization for it, and it's often that I run into matches where one dude is constantly hunting down his own teammates and killing them non-stop. It just completely ruins the experience when you have to focus on not dying to the enemies AND a griefer on your team that can literally see you through walls.

Don't expect any kind of matchmaking from this game

This game's laughably bad, it feels like the developers challenged themselves to make the experience as horrible as humanly possible. The maps are awful, the spawns are an absolute mess, the gun balancing is non-existent, the audio is all over the place, controller players have straight up aimlock and the SBMM is stronger than ever before.

Out of all the COD Betas I've played for the past 7 years, this is absolutely the least enjoyable one, and it's mostly because of the matchmaking, you get one good match? Now you have to fight against the sweatiest movement demons, you do horribly against them? Now you have to fight against actual brainless bots.

I get to be a futa with a monster ♥♥♥♥ 12/10

I regret nothing

I've heard really good things about this game, however it seems like it's impossible to play it nowadays. From the moment I tried to run this game problems started, it asked me for an activation key, which I did not have. Apparently steam has to provide a CD key to the player to be able to play this game, which it didn't, the tab where you're supposed to get this is completely gone. After hours of trying I was finally able to launch the game, which ran horribly, mind you I have a PC capable of running Cyberpunk 2077 at high graphical settings, yet this game couldn't go past 40fps on ANY graphical presets. I finished the first couple of missions and now I can't progress any further because my screen suddenly goes black and the game crashes. I wish Ubisoft wasn't such a lazy company who doesn't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about their own games and NEVER fixes them, this is a game I've always wanted to play yet I won't be able to due to horrible optimization.

This is the most GAY and HOMOSEXUAL game EVER, in fact, it is the GAYEST out there. 10/10

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Also ♥♥♥♥ activision for shutting H2M mod down

Ranked 2.0 is a joke

Also good luck finding a match with no cheaters, I play like 3 weekly ranked matches and ALWAYS get an elo rollback, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unplayable. Thank god Ubisoft is on the verge of bankruptcy