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Charlussy

There is not enough yakuza in all existences combined to stop me from gooning to loli horses.

Mia's thighs.

Pros:
- Adam was scary as ♥♥♥♥.
- Good amount of content for a VR game.

Cons:
- God awful level design.
- Your hitbox isn't tied to your headset so if you are even slightly off center while using continuous movement you'll feel it.
- Bows are generally terrible in VR games but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is a next level of ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It was so bad that I used arrows as knives and threw grenades with my hands instead.
- Dialogue is too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloated (except for Adam), you could cut 2/3 of Winta's dialogue and the story would actually improve.
- Even though Adam as a character and his death was cool the gameplay segments tied to him was confusing as hell, unless you are one of the devs or 300+ iq individual you'll need help from walkthroughs.

peak cinema

Years ago when I was 5 and got my first PC there was a game named "Serious Sam: The Second Encounter" pre-installed on it and when I played that game I immediately fell in love with it and the fps genre but no other game came close to giving me the same feeling ever until now. illWill is amazing, I never thought I would fall in love with the genre all over again but this game did it. Amazing soundtrack, simple yet challenging and satisfying core gameplay loop and a beautiful art style all in one package. There was also an issue with the game being very CPU bottleneck'd where fps sometimes dropped to 30s on a Ryzen 5 3600 but I've fixed it by starting the game in DirectX 12 mode it all fixed and I was always touching the 120 fps cap at 1080p ultra (GPU: RX 6700).

TL;DR: Amazing game that's worth the money. If you run into heavy cpu bottlenecks then try adding -dx12 to the launch parameters.

It really seems like fight is looking for Sam all the time.

Deep inside we all lost our shoes.

Everyone complains how short this game is and they are right it is short but it is also fun, I would prefer a 4.5 hours of pure fun than 10 hours of walking simulator. People also complain about the new VA and it is stupid, it doesn't affect the gameplay in any way, shape or form. If you are looking for a good fps game (which are nearly impossible to find in modern times) then you should play this.

craig