imma go down on you

you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realise you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccies” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter

U wot? Square up yeah, I'll kick ur Grandad's head in and then lick ur grans punani, ur a wasteman blud. That potnoodle u sorted me last week was rank fam, try getting me a chicken and mushroom next time, not the bbq one, this isn't a game m8. Yeah fisher price fisherman's friend meal deal with the garlic mayo dip you get me chum? Yeah i didn't think you'd wanna square up, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥hole fam, i bet you had one of those ♥♥♥♥ pencil cases at school where it looked like a 7up can but it was actually a pencil case... you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot lad, I'll knock u the ♥♥♥♥ out if you step in my ends again is that clear?

-rep, ♥♥♥ chalice

-rep, is called matt

WOO GET MORE GAMES!