You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Please, just act like it.

"You should have acted.
They’re already here.
The Elder Scrolls told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay.
Though the time after Oblivion opened, then the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe; believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in fire.
But, there’s one they fear, in their tongue, he's Dovahkiin:, Dragon Born."