The other day I'm just sittin' alone on lunch break at my job trying to eat a ham sandwich. Got little potato chips on the side, little kool-aid. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walks up to me and says: "Are you gonna eat that?" Like yeah I'm gonna eat that, what the ♥♥♥♥ you think I'm gonna do, Shove it up your ass? "Do you understand that that pork can kill you?" Look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pork is not gonna kill me, Unless they figure a way To shoot it out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun! But I might kill YOU if you keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with me! He says, "Hey calm down, I'm a vegan" ♥♥♥♥! a vegan! I could give a ♥♥♥♥ if you eat sawdust, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Just step away from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sandwich! He said, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-aid?" I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in a human body? Do you wanna see it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" He said, "Oh my God, you need therapy, you have an anger problem"