Recent reviews by TurtleGuy McDongle

I love Milk-chan

i have no idea what's going on

Great game. Cried more than once

Great little game, didn't quite finish it yet but thus far, it's good. Amazing aesthetic and a good sense of speed, slide jumping around the levels is surprisingly fun. I was a big fan of the previous Neon Struct game (which was more like a slow paced Deus Ex/Thief stealth game with the same aesthetic) so I appreciate that the developer is still interested in that aesthetic/franchise. I'd love to see a sequel that combines some of this games mobility with the OG's stealth

It's honestly as amazing as everyone says, and after 2020 it's themes are more relevant than ever. If you think you'll like it, you definitely will like it

Got stuck during a bug in the tutorial which several people have mentioned in the discussion forum (related to collecting a certain name so you can do phishing on Hitalk). I don't understand how a bug IN THE TUTORIAL made it into the proper release of the game. I don't know if restarting the game fixes it, as I'd have to replay the entire tutorial, which is full of unskippable prompts, just to see if I'll be stuck once more. Seems like a cool game though, so I will give the developers a bit of time to fix it before I consider refunding.

I like photography, but I live in an ugly city and photography equipment is expensive. This game is pretty cheap and very beautiful. Music slaps, capitalism sucks but that's only more of a reason to support a small dev team. Will update when I unlock the rollerskates

Very fun, old school RPG. Great story, cool characters, solid number crunching systems.
The game looks great for being released in 2003, and I had no technical issues other than a single crash early in my playthrough and the occasional hiccups when it has to show prerendered cutscenes.

I found one boss fight to be too big of a difficulty spike, but being able to turn the game to easy means you'll always be able to see the end of the story, even without worrying about min-max'ing.

The wacky adventures of horsecock MC and his supernatural harem

worst game i ever played