PUT ME ON THERE COACH! I'M THE BETTER CHESS PLAYER!

wtf

-rep after a good game in Marvel Rivals, i added the slovenian because he seemed like a cool gamer boy. we got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of banter, lots of great Back 4 Blood moments and most importantly a true friendship.

i invited him to my house for a hike. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

when he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, and we made out for hours. that's not the point but don't trust this dude

PUT ME ON THERE COACH

Ah hell naw get off my steam profile comment page

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