Steezus Christ
Giovanni "Trapper"Toni   Cocos (Keeling) Islands
:buddhistsymbol::occulthunter: YOFAMCHILL :occulthunter::buddhistsymbol:
When you offer me your unusual.

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (ʳ ´º㉨º)ʳ ͡° ͜ ͡° ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) °͜ʖ° ʘ‿ʘ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ´_>`) ( ง ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) ง ヽ༼ºل͜º༽ノ (っ. ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ς)

Alive 2017 pls :rcry:
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Items Owned
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Market Transactions
I dont play much TF2 anymore so most of my BP is for sale.
I own around 15 unusuals, couple of high valued stranges, and promo items like HOUWAR,Max head Christmas hat trio set etc. take a look for yourself.
Paypal offers will get most of my attention, and will also get some type of discount
If you have to offer items comment on my profile first, if offering paypal, add me right away.
Rules/Trading/Info about me
Why have i not added you yet? Most likely for one of these reason.


• I do NOT accept random adds, if you would like to add/trade me please leave the reason on my steam comments
• I will most likely not add you if your profile is private, or you are marked as a scammer
• If your from outpost please state your offer on the site itself, unless its a private offer, then do as above
• If you follow prices for unusual or "rare" items, please DONT add me at all, thats to save both our times
• Do NOT beg for items, it will most likely get you deleted and blocked.

You could be a president and i wouldnt add you unless you follow these rules


I hardly still buy anything, but am always avalible to buy your steam trading cards for a scrap each
Will also buy most emotes you got, or depending on the backround ill buy those aswell for a scrap each
also sell a bunch of stuff, most of wich is listed on my outpost
I do trade unusuals, but i prefer buying unusuals with unusuals instead of buying them with promos
Feel free to check my Steam inventory aswell, some of the games in there are also for sale

My Outpost []

General Info:

I go AFK quite often, so if im not responding im sorry, ill try to respond as soon as a can
Also if my status is "away" then im sorry that i dont respond since well... im away :D:
If you have trouble with english, you can still talk to me in german, or spanish, if its easier for you
I guess you could say im an unusual trader, alltho i dont really trade much anymore, i still regularly go to tf2 but mostly just to talk to friends.
I dont care about prices or profit in TF2 anymore, just looking for stuff im going to end up keeping
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I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
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