Jen (she/they)
Well howdy, traveler!
I see you have stumbled upon my profile, I'm Jen! I play an assload of games and somehow manage to suck at all of them.

I am also known as the following:
:claptrap:Filthy Claptrap defender:claptrap:
🏳️‍🌈Huge bundle of sticks🏳️‍🌈
Lynari Vrtnece: Eorzea's Bunny of Light :No5UniformFemale:
Eunie's #1 simp
:t39trophy:Achievement hunting crackhead:t39trophy:
:sentry:Mini sentry using noob:sentry:
👽Proud parent of Mike Weebzowski the Salien👽
Massive Melee Holly

I enjoy getting all achievements in my favorite games and others that I despise because I'm a masochist and this might as well be the gaming equivalent of self-induced CBT. Have a looksie at my list.

Games I've 100%'ed:

:yellowbeat: Portal
:yellowbeat: Quantum Break (Xbone)
:yellowbeat: Gunpoint
:yellowbeat: Half-Life 2
:yellowbeat: HL2: Episode One
:yellowbeat: HL2: Episode Two
:yellowbeat: Knack (PS4)
:yellowbeat: Tales From the Borderlands (does that even count?)
:yellowbeat: Half-Life: Alyx
:yellowbeat: Control
:yellowbeat: Dishonored
:yellowbeat: Wolfenstein: The New Order
:yellowbeat: Helltaker
:yellowbeat: Entropy: Zero
:yellowbeat: Entropy: Zero 2
:yellowbeat: Marvel's Spider-Man
:yellowbeat: Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales (PS5)
:yellowbeat: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Campaign Remastered (PS4)

Games I plan on 100%'ing:

:yellowbeat: Duke Nukem Forever
:yellowbeat: South Park: The Fractured But Whole (PS4)
:yellowbeat: Knack II (PS4)
:yellowbeat: Sonic Generations
:yellowbeat: Blood and Bacon
:yellowbeat: Portal 2
:yellowbeat: Ryse: Son of Rome
:yellowbeat: Alan Wake('s Thermos Nightmare)
:yellowbeat: The entire main Yakuza/Like a Dragon series

I won't be counting Halo: MCC if I get all achievements for it. I never intended on getting them and like 90% of the ones I have I didn't actually obtain since I only got them through a friend when MCC logged in to his Microsoft account while we were signed in to my Steam account on his PC.
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0.3 Hours played
I already broke this game in less than 10 minutes. As I tried to punch my infant son for crying, I accidentally figured out that you can teleport out of the house before the nuke goes off (not surprising, this is a Bethesda game after all). As I went about exploring, I realized that once you go out of bounds on some parts of the map, the nuke will go off and kill you instantly, and you can't go into the vault early, you get stopped at the elevator. But I was determined, I set out to find a way out of bounds, and I did shortly after! If you go down the river path at the bottom of the hill on the way to the vault, you can reach the edge of the prologue map and then lean over to fall off the edge into a pool of water. From there you can freely teleport as you observe the wonderful sights and scenery of this new dimension you are now probably trapped in forever!

It just works/10!

P.S. If Todd or any Bethesda employee is reading this review, I do work in QA and I'm willing to join ya'll for the right price *wink wink*
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Sneakers O'Toole Nov 13, 2022 @ 6:23am 
Is that you in the pfp? you kinda cute.
Petrus Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:08am 
I should have not lose control over myself like that. I apologize for my words.
beef yogurt Oct 15, 2021 @ 12:38pm 
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Doom Mar 23, 2019 @ 2:43pm 
+rep you have very sexy pfp i want to kis bob
please add me
random May 8, 2018 @ 3:01pm 
great guy he sucked my ♥♥♥♥ for free
Chillytoes Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:43pm 
+rep take my b movie energy