Recent reviews by JavaBaklava

Something about this game didn't click with me. Maybe it's because I'm getting older, maybe it's because I'm caring less for turn-based RPGs, but I kind of doubt both of those. Despite being sold as a silly Earthbound clone, it didn't really capture my interest after an hour of play, especially when I started looking at the massive list of characters you wind up recruiting.

This is the kind of game a streamer plays and they name all of the characters after the stream regulars, they have a laugh, and then never touch the game again.

Still fun eight years later. As for story, you're probably better off if you HAVEN'T played any Metal Gear games before.

This game has no right to be as good as it is. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. The music is edgy, the writing is corny, the accents are terrible, the gameplay is over-the-top weebshit. One villain is a meme-spouting redditor, one really likes September 12th for some reason, and one played college ball at University of Texas.

But then you caber toss a Metal Gear in the first five minutes of the game and it all makes sense.

I'm just here to mog on reddit.

Fencing Simulator 2014.

As a fencer, it's a pretty fun game.

Hi, I'd like to be able to play the game without sniper bots, please. That'd be cool.