never been never will be

or were

are you high by chance

OMGZZ K-konnichiwa Y/N Chan!! blushes y-you’re looking mighty sugoi today m’lady UwU >;33 ~murr~. I hope I’m not bothering you, heh 😅 😻. I-I just noticed how kawaii desu your tiny witto toes are 🦶. I just want to nwibble vwery swoftly on your tweeny twiny twows ~nyaaa~🦶😋. I bet they taste like ramen (O_O) like from Naruto 🤣🤣🤣 N-no 😢? Yea, I thought so 😔 w-women don’t really like me doing it, but they let all the mean guys do it 😡 it’s okay, i know im just the nice guy you friendzone 😔. Nande desu ka? But im glad you talked to me, my first female 😅. I-I guess I’ll be going on then, you were very kawaii desu sempai 😻🦶💜

maybe the black guy with the lightning had a point after all