He looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shakespeare making them plays.

tuna fish - ludicrous - doin' this
spaghetti - Serengeti - Eveready
incomplete - sink and weep - toilet seat
back street - track meet - that's neat! - half beat
dictionary - pictionary - fiction's scary
esophagus - preposterous - sarcophagus
Ninja Turtles - jumpin' hurdles - flippin' gerbils
frat boys - fat goys - that noise
satchel - at you (atchoo) - Achoo! (sneeze)
real gentle stillness - severe mental illness
international hostel - supernatural nostril - fantastical raw wool

the tightest flow on the planet - the righteous don't panic - the whitest known granite
Oil of Olay - spoil the day - foiled and played
egg yolks in your eyes - dead folks say goodbye - you choked on your lines
lackluster - just clutter - colonel mustard
worldwide stage - real tight cage - just got paid
listen to that - stick in your back - hit you so fast
rhyming words - flying herds - mining for turds
Houston Texas - who's goin' test this - goose for breakfast
IHOP - hi-tops - why not - my doc - flip flop - I bought - cyclops - eye sock(et) - cry a lot
waffle House - awful blouse
Doritos - you're weak homes -more meat yo
Batman - flat plan - back hand - fat tan
Magical Mystery Tour - mad you'll hit me your bore - battle your sister for pork
major fail - save your mail - play the scale - filleted the snail
for the win - born again - pour the gin - tortoise shin
okey dokey - don't ye choke me - soapy coke please
The Week in Rap - he's cheap and fat, please meet my dad, you're sweet in plaid