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13.0 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
pretty good game i just really hope they delay the graphics update for as long as they delayed the skull merchant rework. this game runs really well and i think the ugliness of it gives it a charm that not a lot of games have. the graphics overhaul is just gonna make the game run considerably worse and make it look like that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slop they put out on the store everyday.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
AMD Ryzen 5 5500 - RAM: 16 GB
AMD Radeon RX 6500 XT - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted August 8.
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5 people found this review helpful
542.9 hrs on record (465.1 hrs at review time)
greatest soundboard ever, i know its not possible but i really do wish there was a way to use 2 sounds at once. id like to have background music.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
AMD Ryzen 5 5500 - RAM: 16 GB
AMD Radeon RX 6500 XT - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted June 26.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
if you are like me and you watch rust youtubers or some ♥♥♥♥, this game isnt worth it. its really not that fun. #Wasted10HoursOfMyLife #GonnaEndMyOwnLifeSoon
Posted June 12.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My PC isn't the best, but I can run SB1 and BZ just fine. This game, even with a performance preset titled "Ultra Performance" runs at SINGLE DIGIT FPS. What the ♥♥♥♥?
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
AMD Ryzen 5 5500 - RAM: 16 GB
AMD Radeon RX 6500 XT - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted May 18.
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549.0 hrs on record (529.4 hrs at review time)
The story is the greatest thing ever written, (most of) the characters are interesting, the combat isnt incredibly boring (like a few other gacha games), I don't really enjoy turn based games, but this one is pretty nice. The art direction and voice acting is also like a cherry on top, the OSTs are beautiful, this game has a lot of love put into it.
later edit: i dont know why i was lying about the combat . its pretty bad. but the story is so good it makes up for the game that plays itself.
Posted January 7. Last edited February 24.
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2.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Buff doom and i'll think about changing my review
Posted August 11, 2023.
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1,126.0 hrs on record (487.3 hrs at review time)
Honestly, I bought this game as a young laddie, and I think that was the greatest purchase I ever made. A great, all around game, and like most Sandbox games, only dies out when you let it. More possibilities in this game than a Fortnite lobby.
Not long ago, I made Jerma985 and the Terminator duel it out. (Jerma won)
Just one warning to any who may play, don't get too feisty with addons, or else you risk only being able to play the game on a 2000$+ gaming desktop. (Coming from a man who once had 2000 addons)
Posted April 14, 2022. Last edited December 15, 2024.
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