Straight ♥♥♥ alpha male right here. You know why you dont get any girls? This guy right here gets them all. All of them. He has multiple law degrees. Muscular body. 7 and a half inch donger. Dumptruck ass. Face to die for. What do you have? Nothing. Compared to mdk you are a bug. An insect. You are nothing.

You want three core tips to be as good as this guy?
1. Buy a bible
2. Lay in bed
3. Start praying
You dont have a ♥♥♥ chance kid.

When i pray to god, mdk shows up. He is god. I want to be him in every way. He is genetically superior to anyone on this planet that he has blessed us with. If you see him against you on the server, just sell your pc and retire.

My eyeballs have been blessed with his raw skill and talent and hot facial features and measurements. This man is hotter than you. He is better than you. He has 7 law degrees. Do you? No you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't. you're inferior to him. In every way.

His massive dumptruck ass helps him to stabilize his awp when hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you up on the server, his ass is so big he fits a second awp in there to watch his back. You cant kill him. He will shoot you with his ass and bhop away.

+rep best aimer in the game genre FPS gl trying to out aim this guy hes gonna d1ck you down real good no lube