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♥♥♥♥ this game, its so insanely buggy if you wanna play in coop, its almost unplayable.

This game constantly breaks your weapons when you die, sometimes you'll get stuck in a T-pose unable to move or help, other times you'll get a robot stuck inside your torso that will launch you around the map or maybe the game just wont progress at all, there's something seriously wrong with the final phase of level 10. This level goes on for like 25 minutes and then just breaks on the final part for no reason. what the ♥♥♥♥! if you're really lucky maybe the game will just crash before then anyway. This game has wasted hours of my life just trying to progress through the game, it doesn't get updated anymore so go and buy something else.

Also there is an option disable all those stupid tutorials that pop up directly in your face when you're aiming telling you the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over if you really wanna get into this game.

You pay up to £105 for this and you get popup ads everytime you hit the menu.

This game is terrible! I was genuinely looking forward to playing this game but I've never experienced a worse driving game in my entire life. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry and disappointed in this ♥♥♥♥. The only thing I truly enjoyed were the graphics, visually this is probably one of the best games I've played

Every car feels like you're driving on ice that has been covered with banana peels, this is less noticeable in the slower cars you start with cause you have way more time to slow down and recover but the faster cars are completely uncontrollable, I've been told I need to download custom tunes to fix this but how do you expect me to pay over 100k for those without having any idea what they are like to drive with first.

The menu system in the game is a complete disaster, there's 500 buttons yet all the ones you actually need seem to be hidden or have stupid names that don't quite describe what they're meant to do.

The events in the online mode are all complete garbage, nothing is explained and they have unbearably slow loading times, I used to play Grand Theft Auto 5 regularly and the loading times in that game are nothing compared to this, it took 50 minutes to get through 3/5 events in one of these weekly playlist things (thats around 10 minutes of playtime, 40 minutes loading).

Finally the game fully crashed my PC in a way I've never seen before, 1 by 1 all my screens turned black with random colours and artifacts everywhere before restarting.

Accessibility options should NOT be sold as a DLC.

Broken pile of ♥♥♥♥

Please don't add a speedrun achievement again. what a miserable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience that was.

God this game is so frustratingly unresponsive, I can barely get further than 5000 points cause the jump key just outright fails to work, even after getting into the habbit of waiting a good 100-200ms after landing the jump key often fails or doesn't work properly.

The visuals are also quite harsh to look at but the game is free and its certainly not the worst game I've ever played, if you don't care about achievements, leaderboards and getting occasionally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for no reason you can probably find some fun in this.

I don't get this game, its just a cluster♥♥♥♥ of horrible sound effects, the text is barely visible on any of the tiles and the entire game is just RNG.

Note: Upon downloading this software you are required to make an account which will activate a 7 day free trial with a 1 time purchase upgrade to premium option available on the website.

This macro software is really powerful but its not super simple to figure out, I love the extensive triggers and conditions you can add, I've never seen that in another software before but building the actual macro is a little complicated and somewhat slow to do, this isn't an issue if you only build short macros like most I've seen uploaded in the community center however building something large and complex would be quite the task.

This software really shines as a helper of sorts, having everything in one interface with the ability to add pretty much anything you can think of as a trigger to start a macro is perfect for this, almost comparable to a stream deck if you put the time in to learn all the functions.

Its definitely worth giving the free trial a download. Also has some wacky steam achievements!

For a start its way overpriced, you get less than 80 single player levels across 2 campaigns (Retro & Neo) and then some very basic levels are used for the 25 player battle royale & versus mode.

The battle royale has this stupid boss with a ridiculous time limit, matches are like 15 minutes long and you have to outplay 24 other players just to get to this boss and then your win is stolen because you got bad RNG or didn't perfect the final 30 seconds. its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage.

Neo mode sucks cause the ball goes way too fast and speeds up way too fast, the ball is at full speed within about 5 seconds and full speed is probably the fastest brick breaker game speed you'll have ever seen, if you lack power-ups on some of the later levels you're basically stuck there until you get lucky. relying on luck is not fun..

Retro mode would be ok if it didn't have tons of levels where you have to guide the ball through a hole between some unbreakable blocks that's only very slightly bigger than the ball itself, so you just bounce around these levels for eternity until you get bored and stop caring.

Then you've got the occasionally buggy mouse acceleration, center of the paddle that isn't quite lined up properly and all those floating bits of ♥♥♥♥ that materialize out of thin air to screw you at every opportunity.