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7
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 37.1 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:11am
Updated: Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:34pm

For a start its way overpriced, you get less than 80 single player levels across 2 campaigns (Retro & Neo) and then some very basic levels are used for the 25 player battle royale & versus mode.

The battle royale has this stupid boss with a ridiculous time limit, matches are like 15 minutes long and you have to outplay 24 other players just to get to this boss and then your win is stolen because you got bad RNG or didn't perfect the final 30 seconds. its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage.

Neo mode sucks cause the ball goes way too fast and speeds up way too fast, the ball is at full speed within about 5 seconds and full speed is probably the fastest brick breaker game speed you'll have ever seen, if you lack power-ups on some of the later levels you're basically stuck there until you get lucky. relying on luck is not fun..

Retro mode would be ok if it didn't have tons of levels where you have to guide the ball through a hole between some unbreakable blocks that's only very slightly bigger than the ball itself, so you just bounce around these levels for eternity until you get bored and stop caring.

Then you've got the occasionally buggy mouse acceleration, center of the paddle that isn't quite lined up properly and all those floating bits of ♥♥♥♥ that materialize out of thin air to screw you at every opportunity.
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FunkeymonkeyTTR Nov 8, 2022 @ 10:13am 
Paid £25 for this