Recent reviews by Craven Cain

Whats that? You wanna be a samurai?
Better luck next guy, or the next guy or the one after. Maybe that next guy will be a TRUE samurai?

No ♥♥♥♥ it, chance kids romance that lil bald headed girl, and the next nigth go ♥♥♥♥ her grandma.
Then get a quest, of pancy. Go tell some guy you gonna kill him, then instant combo killed, you unsamurai child molesting, grany jumping, ♥♥♥♥ nugget.

Low and behold you a new world again, exit the boat . Figths going on, but who do i support? I support the people i killed like 10 guys to. YEAH THAT'LL show me!

Wait ♥♥♥♥ me cops got you! Well i never beg! ♥♥♥♥ YOU UGLY DRESSED BAMBO! Die again.

But you reborn again on the famliar row boat, ignore that ♥♥♥♥♥ and he calls you rude?
♥♥♥♥ him up!
♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, now what? This figth again ♥♥♥♥ it, im leaving imma go do what i love. black jack, my life.

SHAME the lil girly couldent join me on this adventure in!

Die again, guy with stick killed me. ♥♥♥♥♥ dident know i get reborn!
♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up using my moves!
He dropped a tin can, i throw it at a guard, get thrown in jail.
Punishment starts, ♥♥♥♥ cant breath! I die on the third trial.
I live again, same scene, i run away this madness is killing me.
Up my game, buy a pistol dont know how to use it. Shot ♥♥♥♥ off, ♥♥♥♥! I can no longer romance, the grany got xray sigth.

Old guy show up, i take my sword forth, some guy shouts at me asking if i know what im doing.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont know i allready died 10 times and just wake up again on that same ship, ♥♥♥♥ he even killed me once.



Overall i find it strange that i make horse sounds during sex.

Week 3 after its out?. Can still not load even the start up screen, tried 10 fixes. 2 patches to fix many issues, but i still cant run.
Friend finished the game solo on normal and the "nightmare" or what ever difficulty. in 1-3 days....
Still a bunch of people who cant play this.


Look into it before buy it, is my advice. Is a given at most, but sometimes yah just dont think to much about it.
Even Dark souls port was not this bad...

Its fun yes, you can be rude yes.
But really its not a game, its a alpha. it aint got enought ♥♥♥♥ yet to be worth a 10€
So dun get unless yah planning on shouting or being strange on the mic.

It just came to mind i have absolutely no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ Quake means, when i was younger i thought this game had a evil Duck villain named that.

EY!
Wanna know, what happens when you make a bilogical weapon? And some crazy kid steals it and breaks the glass?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS, YEAH. You create a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tastic mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mutant.
That can, kill old people, eat old people, drag him/her along with you, throw him/her from top of a skyscraper.
Or you can Drag the old man/women to the top of a skyscraper throw him down, surf on hes/hers corpse grab and eat him/her, killing her. THEN YOU CAN BECOME HER/him!

Terrorise the city with the world strongest and fastest super human old man/women.

THE WORLD WILL FEEL YOUR WRATH, FOR NOT ALLOWING YOU YOU'RE RIGHTS TO NAG AT PEOPLES EARS ALL DAY LONG ABOUT THE WEATHER OR WHAT EVER THE ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!