Recent reviews by Pascal

Full of pathetic cheaters

This game is absolute trash. The characters are disgusting abominations that look like they were designed by a degenerate fetishist. The song that plays at the start of the game is audio torture that made me want to drill a hole in my skull.

I gun

Woke trash game made by mentally ill, deranged people.

The optimisation is so utterly bad, you would think the game is running a crypto miner in the background.
Also, the clearing quests in stage IV and stage V are the worst and most idiotic quest designs I have ever seen in my life. You literally have to follow a scripted path instead of other infinite amount of paths which you can only do by LITERALLY MEMORISING the scripted path beforehand or by PURE LUCK. If you don't follow the scripted path, the zombies won't spawn and you won't be able to finish the quest, it's mind boggingly stupid.
Lastly, this game has too many bugs. I don't know how many times I died by these ridiculous bugs. For example, the last major bug I had to witness was the day before I wrote this review, where I was swimming in the lake to go to other side, and when I stepped on ground while being inside the water my leg Literally broke and I lost more than 50% of my health for no reason.

Very fun.

Me using the Holy Minigun that God sent from the heavens to smite the creatures of antichrist:

Woke, sh!tty and very ugly

10/10
Would definitely recommend.

The cake is a LIE