The Gunnar Hamundarson of the modern era, FailToad is the hero smurf in the Dust II saga, he can fight equally with both hands and is so fast with his bayonet that “three seemed to slash through the air at once.” Along with his knifemanship, he was reputed to never miss with a Negev and be able to jump more than his height while wearing full battle-gear. His prowess in battle stood him in good stead as he raided along the coasts of Denmark and Norway, fighting and pillaging as key in the NP Clan. Ultimately, FailToad killed two men from the same family, and the rest of the dead men’s clan came after him. FailToad was holding his own until he ran out of CZ ammo and the attacking men overwhelmed and killed him.