нулячая собака, у меня первый нормальный комментарий

lovely person <3

nice awp

Fran,

Let me know you’re safe. I know the war in Ukraine is tough on you because you don’t know all the smoke points on de_kyiv_2024.

Just hit me back, just to chat, or something a little more. I can be real dirty when I’m in the mood.

Best,
Chrispy

Fran

Could you please get back to me ASAP so I know the Russians haven’t got you yet.

Best,
Chrispy

Fran, long time no speak. how do r kid?

Anyway listen yeah I pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 45 year fixed rate mortgage in my black Benzo after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales

open the boot, take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I snagged at lunchtime

in we go

yell hello to me bird in't kitchen - she's already home from work as a Team Leader at Argos

sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology, I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me

whap on the telly just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase before they all face Anne Hegarty

perfect timing as the bird comes in with scran one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals

send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the footie later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, smash a few rounds of Fifa on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha