Recent reviews by mococœ

Just play it

The letter never came when you were 11 years old, but this Revelio simulator will help you cope.

I have spent most of my life savings in gunpla, just to preface this review.

But this is not it. At best it's a dollar store Overwatch clone with worse monetization.

There is no love for gundam and gunpla here, everything just feels bland.

Would not recommend.
It's clear that Ron Gilbert didn't even want to make this game at all.

- Very weak humour all around
- Nostalgia bait at least works for the first part of the game
- Extremely easy puzzles and interactions ( count how many times you go back to the Locksmith)
- Very disappointing ending sequences
- New islands are very small and unsubstantial
- Old returning characters are extremely flat in comparison to their old appearances (Murray anyone?)
- Extremely short play time (finished in 8 hours at the highest difficulty and I didn't even go fast)

I think the message of this game was: "We don't really have it in us to create another gem like MI1 and MI2, but you wanted a new Monkey Island, so here it is!"

Writing this review made me sad, but I had to get if off my chest.

no, but yes

Just a game about vampires slipping on bananas all night and climbing buildings, 10/10 GOTY

10/10 would put sensitivity to 900% and 25k DPI and pull out the sword again.

S T U T T E

R I N G

AI worse than PS2 generation
Lifepaths are literally a worse version of Intros in Dragon Age Origins (2009)
Cops spawn behind you and cannot chase you in vehicles
Unexistent traffic AIs
Unexistent activities to do in the most immersive open world environment to date
NPC routines were better in Oblivion

Enough said.

git gud, kill snow monsters but with a destroyed CPU because of GAYCOM.

-2/10