Recent reviews by NOT ELEANOR

So far, This is only a solo game for me, and even then just barely.... Infinite matchmaking... I literally cannot get into a match with my friends no matter what I try, Restart 30 times in a row and MAYBE I can get into ONE match, then I have to restart the game another 30 times.. Tried resinstalling, Got into my third ever match with my friends at the 4 hours played mark... Couldn't play again afterwards, Every time I click Ready, it doesn't change anything for me, yet everyone else sees me ready. Once it finally shows matchmaking, it'll just keep counting up and up and up without putting us in a game.. UNTIL I LEAVE and they instantly get put in a match. Incredibly consistently happening... Game support tells me to do exactly what I've already been doing. Hell I even tried different storage drives, disabling background apps to a point I even uninstalled my bluetooth vibrater app... No dice. If I were to list everything I have tried, I'd have written more words than the dictionary holds. including all the descriptions of the words. Literally spent nearly 4 hours just trying to get the game to work. 95% of my playtime easily is spent dealing with this pretty annoying bug.

Terrible anti-cheat, It doesn't actually get rid of cheaters but they will boot you if you do not have lightning fast internet. I've been getting nonstop kicked mid match because "Our systems detected unusual activity on your account" meanwhile the unusual activity is my unstable island in the middle of Lake Huron internet.

The support team has the audacity to say "There definitely is something suspicious about you if the game is kicking you"

Like bruh I still haven't even came close to squad wiping yet either how tf am I suspicious wondering around aimlessly figuring the game out for the first time

69/69 Like dinosaurs with guns

The game where anything you see can explode... 10/10

When you die at 99% on a demon level-The only bad side of Geometry Dash



Когда вы умираете на 99 % на демона уровня только плохо стороны геометрии тире

'What is that?' Build anything you want your way is pretty much Garrys Mod in a nutshell 10/10

'Что это?' Построить все, что вы хотите, чтобы ваш путь в значительной степени Garrys Mod в словах 10/10

Nothing is better about this game when you just finished building a ship for 2 hour to launch it and just watch it explode at the launch pad 20/10


Нет ничего лучше, об этой игре , когда вы только что закончили строительство корабля в течение 2 часов , чтобы запустить его и просто смотреть его взорваться в стартовую площадку 20/10

Like Zombies With Guns 10/10 AHappyPizza

Too much stuff is p2w (Pay too win) cant get anything, everything you need to buy with ingame currency, which you have to buy with real money, waste of time