Myles   Montana, United States
Welcome! Have some food! :chic::steamsalty::melon::2017stickyhotdog::2017stickyorange: (I get the sheep though.)

I have been called:
Mr. Sheep
Mr. Sheep Consumer

Thank you, all of you are awesome. :P

Favorite quotes:





""Lasky Tarkovsky: I just read your quote wall, i think my sides are broken now
Lasky Tarkovsky: And my will to live
EatYourSheep: I am adding what you just said to the quote wall. Thank you.
Lasky Tarkovsky: XD
Lasky Tarkovsky: YUS
Lasky Tarkovsky: I can die peacefully now

~Steam Messages

"[stfunicorn]: good think yall arent sheep farmers
[Karrat]: no you eat your sheep
[EatYourSheep]: lol
[CarrotFarmer]: hehe nic one bill
[Guivre]: Don't tell me what to do
[DevErratic]: Mmmm mutton"


"[EatYourSheep]: Why do I keep on seeing you? lol
[THOTPATROL]: i dont know maybe i just havnet learned to start eating my sheep"


"Person: I just realized, is your username 'EatYourSheep'?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Huh... points for creativity.
Me: Thanks!"


"sheep you sound like a nerd no offense lol"

~CS:GO (While explaining what Bitcoin mining is to someone.)

"Did anyone ever find it attractive when bugs bunny would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?"


"Person: I have never heard of Halo 1 coming out on the PC.
Me: Like how no one on this chat knows about Spyro.
Person: Probably because it is some furry game."

~Discord (Paraphrased.)

"EatMyCock...hey, you shut up... [Garbled speech]!" (No one had said anything when he paused twice.)


"A birthday ate my sheep what?"
(The username came out as "Birthday | EatYourSheep" and not "Birthday! EatYourSheep".)
~Team Fortress Classic (On my birthday! :D)

"I thought you were called EatYourSleep... Three meals a day plus sleep."

~Team Fortress 2

"EatYourSheep : Tell us a bear fact bearfacts
BearFacts: Bearfact #58: We shouldn't watch bears f*ck cause they'll get pissed"

~Team Fortress 2

"♥Grimey Savage♥ : this is my first game
EatYourSheep : This is legit my first game guys.
Jolly : but this is still my first game
♥Grimey Savage♥ : same eatyoursheepo"

~Team Fortress 2 (Obviously not our first games...)

"Person 1: Oh, it did not make sense to me until I saw your profile picture to understand your name EatYourSheep!
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: It's a picture of a wolf and wolves eat sheep!"

~Team Fortress 2

"EatYourSheep : Windows 95, how much did you use Windows 95 back in the 90's?
Windows 95 : As much as people smoked in the 60's
Akumu-chee : ouch
EatYourSheep : lol
EatYourSheep : Good one

~Team Fortress 2

"Me: Frickin' Sentry
Guy: Why frick?
Me: Because why not?
Guy: Why don't you say f*ck like a normal person?"

~Team Fortress 2

"Can you kill that sniper please Mr. Sheep?"
~Team Fortress 2

"fuk u ur loud"

~Tower Unite

(Getting kicked or banned for playing ear rape on multiple displays... I'm so sorry XD.)

"EatYourSh*t get off of the drums!"

~Tower Unite
(Playing off beat to a YouTube video on purpose.)

"I think the types of people who say dubstep is really good are the types of people who like to wear v-necks"

~Discord (I know this isn't Steam related but it is still funny)
This was after I posted some of my electronic music from Spotify... most of it was chillstep, sort of like dubstep, but whatever.

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About my Interpretation of Stuff and Things!
:KSmiley: //So... what are you like? (I don't want to read your long list of random things...)

Simply put:
Writing this makes me feel like a narcissist, ugh. Why did I do this... D:
I do my best to be a nice human being, and I hope you do too. :P
I love wolves, not in a bad way mind you. Wolves eat sheep, thus the meaning of "EatYourSheep".
I can seem like an immature person sometimes, but I do know social limits, I am just testing them for science!
I love all things tech, from what CPU the PS2 uses to messing around in Blender.

:rlgizmo: //Give me your computer specs, geek.

Name: "Red Carbon".
Custom built? When?: Yup! Built it myself on December 2nd, 2016.
Any upgrades?: 12/31/2017 (new cooling fan) and 12/1/2018 (new HDD).
Cost: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... just ask. It kinda cost me a lot.
OS: Windows 10 Home 64­bit­ OEM (I am cheap, lol. Great.)
CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-6600K 3.50GHz (Great. Ask about overclocking.)
Cooling: CORSAIR Hydro Series H50 120mm Quiet Edition Liquid Cooler (Great.)
CPU Liquid Cooling Fan: Corsair Air Series SP120 Quiet Edition 120mm (Quiet! Great.)
Motherboard: MSI Z170A Gaming Pro Carbon (LED's are amazing. Great.)
Ram: G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 16GB [2 x 8GB] DDR4 3200 [PC4 25600] (Great.)
GPU: GeForce GTX 1070 GAMING X 8G (Amazing! Ask about clock speed/overclocking.)
Storage (SSD): SanDisk X400 2.5" 512GB (Great. Windows takes up a lot of the storage D:.)
Storage (HDD): Seagate BarraCuda Pro ST4000DM006 4TB 7200 RPM 3.5" (Awesome!)
PSU: Corsair RM750X 750W 80 Plus Gold (Great.)
Case: Corsair Obsidian 750D Full-ATX (Mixed feelings, but great.)

If you need help building your own computer, let me know!
Still love consoles :D. I may or may not own a bunch of them.

:terraria: //Can we be friends? :D

Yes we can! Please just let me know why you want to friend me, so that there is less confusion.
You are always welcome to message me! I assure you, I don't bite.
You are also welcome to play with me, but please ask first and please do not get mad if I say "no".
Keep in mind that I might be busy or away if I don't get back to you right away.
Also, please don't just friend me to trade. That's like going up to a random person and asking if you could buy their car. They would automatically say no. :P

:chic: //Does consuming sheep sufficiently support one's complex and confusing life?

To the greatest extent!
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EatYourSheep Oct 7, 2018 @ 3:04pm 
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye!
RealLegendaryJ Oct 7, 2018 @ 1:54pm 
Take Me Home, Country Roads!
EatYourSheep Oct 1, 2018 @ 4:24pm 
Very informative, thank you.
ReticentDiversion Oct 1, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
Valve Corporation is an American video game developer, publisher and digital distribution company headquartered in Bellevue, Washington. It is the developer of the software distribution platform Steam and the Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Day of Defeat, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, and Dota 2 games.

Valve was founded in 1996 by former Microsoft employees Gabe Newell and Mike Harrington. Their debut product, the PC first-person shooter Half-Life, was released in 1998 to critical acclaim and commercial success, after which Harrington left the company. In 2003, Valve launched Steam, which accounted for around half of digital PC game sales by 2011. By 2012, Valve employed around 250 people and was reportedly worth over US$3 billion, making it the most profitable company per employee in the United States.[5][6] In 2015, Valve entered the game hardware market with the Steam Machine, a line of third-party built gaming PCs running Valve's SteamOS operating system.
JIDF INFORMANT♥ Sep 20, 2018 @ 2:32am 
RealLegendaryJ Aug 21, 2018 @ 9:00pm 
Sheep sounds good