Recent reviews by Vorticough

i played this game once, beat 3 people who have been playing for years, and never touched it again.

weebshit 0/10

please play titanfall 2 so i can kick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass nerd

Very comprehensive map-making software
absolutely worth the money

10/10 would be killed by a pack of muffalo again

One of the only games ive ever played that makes you feel like a piece of ♥♥♥♥ for just buying it.
10/10

This game has taken my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life away, day and night all i can think about is candy crush puzzles, anime tiddies, and the slow and excruciating decline of my once completely normal mental health.

This game has shown me true, undenyable, limitless, hell.

8/10
-too much water

I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.
I will prepare for the feels when i play an anime dating game.

Ive played for awhile, and my biggest complaint is that i have no idea where to go. Most missions tend to drop me in at the beggining of a level, give me an objective and say, "have fun". While this does sound good on paper, the utter size of the maps, difficulty of the enemies (this wouldnt be so bad if you diddnt have to backtrack so much), and the big penalty for death (which DISCOURAGES exploration, something a game like this NEEDS) all stacks up to make this game feel sloppy. Everything could be cleaned up with the integration of a minimap, or even a little dot marker that points to the goal, and to tone down the enemies a little more.

Platforming tighter than ur mum, unique charachters, AWESOME weapons and mechanics, and a flawless plot with a side of crying and emotional stress. i r8 8/8 m8

This game was good when more people played it.

don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bother, it's dead now.

1/10 the dream is dead