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Recent reviews by Doktor Barron

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211.8 hrs on record (211.3 hrs at review time)
disjointed novel of a game, I like updating spreadsheet
Posted November 21, 2023.
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12.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The grudge about no text chat has been stricken. but it's hard bound to the enter key... why?, why is everything else able to be rebound except that?

Old review below
No text chat. Only voice.
There are people who can't talk but can type, either because of injury, infection, or something else.
Let them communicate.
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During the September Q&A Discussion, The question of "why isn't there Text chat" was asked, with the response of "Hi, Text chat is currently out of our scope during EA, but we are looking at how we do this post 1.0."
This is utterly inexcusable, Text Chat is a mandatory requirement, I had to put this company straight into my spreadsheet of grudges.
Posted July 7, 2023. Last edited January 16.
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1.0 hrs on record
It's the Ur-Walking Simulator.
Is it something you should buy?, Absolutely not at the Eight Pounds listed for it.
But I do have to reward it for being nice to look at, and.. "engaging enough to see the end of it", but that's all it does.

If it goes on "free to grab" again, i'd recommend picking it up.
But it's really just something you can burn through in an hour listening to the depressing ramblings of a man on heavy painkillers and not touch again.

Posted February 16, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
396.4 hrs on record (159.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted November 27, 2021. Last edited November 22, 2022.
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307.9 hrs on record (270.0 hrs at review time)
Honestly, if you're after a city building game, his is the one you're likely going to be drawn to.

Only one flaw that really stands out for me however that I hope is fixed in the future, but I'm not sure it's able to be fixed.
And that Flaw is the fact that the more the mod the game with new assets and feature fixes.. the less you're able to just load the game from saves repeatedly without the game buggering up and being unplayable.
Eventually, you'll get to the point where you'll reflexively quit the entire program, and then restart it to load a save because you buggered up on something.
Posted August 4, 2021.
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32.6 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted November 25, 2020.
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84.2 hrs on record (82.7 hrs at review time)
A disjointed novel of a game... but incredibly tedious. After playing a fair amount, just go ahead and cheat at it.
Posted July 4, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
A clear downgrade over "The Ship", thier previous work, only the faintest coating of what it tried to reach, and making it a janky clickfest.

Enviroments geometrically stale, visually stale, even if it is that nice warm victorian feeling.
Posted October 29, 2018. Last edited October 29, 2018.
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668.6 hrs on record (590.0 hrs at review time)
Price Hike on an 8 year old game, 19.99£ to 24.99£ (excluding DLC) (when I wrote this)

Series goes downhill from here as well.
Also cut out Fall of the Samurai campaign from this as well. so no renacting the last samurai with guns vs traditional samurai stuff

Oh, and they recently removed the multiplayer chat and region locked the multiplayer too without any prior announcement.
y'all really deserve a fate that I can't write here for the sake of public decency.
Posted July 13, 2012. Last edited June 15, 2021.
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