Recent reviews by Domino

Give it a chance!

Just dont

I enjoy it way more than 5 personally. The AI isn't that bad.

A very good stealth and strategy game!

Once it launches, the screen is black, then it magically dissapears!

10/10 Best 50$ spent in my entire life.

The long-awaited spiritual succesor to Beam Two-by-four-truss 2 is finally here, from lead developer Fed-Ex, and I must say I am thuroughly impressed by the most hyped game of the year, after Counter Strike: Table Offensive. But all this anticipation is not all What the Box has in the "package", the gameplay is very well "shipped" over from the Console version, even though maybe the graphics look a little "boxy" on lower settings.
My worst complaint is not Fed Ex's fault, but my problem here is with the community. I know it can be rude to "box" many people into one catagory, but the community is responsible for many odd and gross "shippings" and annoying song parodies such as "What Does the Box Say?".

TL:DR: I would definately buy the game if I don't have it, or maybe "mail" it over to your friend's (ware)house. But don't expect to meet the nicest people in the matchmaking. And remember, take breaks. You could find yourself "cardbored" after a while!

The crates my skins come in are VERY large.

Which is a plus...

Because I live in them now.

People are spamming negitive reviews with alt accounts just because they think it will make valve Rollback the update.

Seriously people, destroying the game's playerbase isn't gonna get valve to rollback an update for you.

10/10 by the way. The update was awesome, and I don't care how many bandwagon riders are going to spam "not helpful" on my review.

As I looked over the horizon, I bravely stood up straight, while HE approached. It was the final boss of Terraria, Cthulhu's idiot brother, a giant space octopus with razor sharp female sexual organs for hands. As it approached, I readied my equipment. I put on my armor, made of mushrooms, which, OF COURSE, gave me ranged damage bonuses. The boss laughed at me, but I didn't care, as I was loading my Megashark, a morbid conbination of a machine gun, a great white shark, and the soul of a giant metal worm named the destroyer. I then got out my backup weapon, a blue pig head on a chain, and finally, my Golden Shower, a book that magically fires streams of human urine, which lowers the defense of my enemies. As Moon Lord approached me, i unpacked my vanity items, my rainbow hair dye, unicorn mask, and of course, my fabulous robe made of cloth and diamonds. Such cosmetic items would make my opponent tremble in fear.
Finally, I summoned Retimini and spazmini, my two giant robotic eyeball pets, cabable of using lasers and melee attacks to assist me in battle. I also summoned sparkles, my magical unicorn friend, capable of running at the fastest speed possible. Once they were out, I knew my opponent is toast, for my disguting bloody, sparkly friends were at my side.

WHY ISN'T THIS GAME IN YOUR STEAM LIBRARY YET?

This game is great until you realized that it takes 1 hour long to complete one of its "endings" and you just wasted 10 bucks on something you could just watch on a video.

You could say the experience is better but really, the gameplay is pretty dang boring.

if he lowers the price to .99 then i'd recommend it to you.