Recent reviews by xXx_GumiChan_xXx

Paying money for free 20 year old flash game was not in my 2026 bingo card.

MundaneMatt would have love this game, you can pick up boulders and get money out of them.

Davey! How ya doin?

DALAS LO HIZO BIEN, LO HIZO TODO BIEN, SE ENDEUDÓ CON DOKY PARA METERSE EN EL MERCADO DE LOS VIDEOJUEGOS, EL DE PLATAFORMEROS Y LO CONSIGUIÓ! Y LO HIZO TODO PERFECTO!!!

i have sold my nintendo switch with my mario kart 8 deluxe copy so i could buy this game and i don't regret anything.

This game is probably one of the most overlooked GTA titles. When people think of GTA, they often first recall GTA: San Andreas, GTA: Vice City, GTA V, or sometimes GTA III. However, this game deserves more recognition, it’s arguably the darkest entry in the franchise, featuring deep lore and a compelling story.

One of its standout features is its impressive physics, which were quite advanced for a 2008 release (and still holding up to this day). However, we cannot avoid the elephant in the room: the game's performance is abysmal.

When I first played it in 2010, I assumed my computer was just too weak to handle it. But years later, I realized that it was simply a poorly optimized game. Even today, Rockstar has never acknowledged these performance problems, likely because it's the PC version, and they seem to care less about their PC releases. The game has been completely abandoned, with no improvement patches, and every update they did push seemed to make it run even worse.

Fortunately, there are now plenty of workarounds available online to improve performance. But it’s frustrating that the community has had to step in where the developers failed.

Overall, it's a great game, but poorly managed by Rockstar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

Spent more than 5 hours alone in just the chapter interloper while carrying a purple hat and a pizza, to later find out the game is not completable unless you're mentally insane and have the patience to get what feels like a 0.1% RNG chance on jumping pads.

I rate the game as a solid 9 out of 10, would never do it again.

now i can play as whatsapp gordon while the citadel blasts caramelldansen, a png of goku watches me and an anime girl tries to help me.