I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody dobbed on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody dobbed on me
I spilled some ink on Mummy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Pinched some change from Uncle Doug
Somebody dobbed on me
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mummy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody dobbed on me
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair
Somebody dobbed on me
I did a dance on mummy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody dobbed on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good just wait
I'd start now but it's too late
Somebody dobbed on me
So you'd better be good
Whatever you do
Cause if you're bad
I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas

-rep literally negative iq, DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT play games with this kid, literally simpleminded

peasant

this guy smells REALLY BAD and you should NOT play any games with this man as he just has an incredible amount of STINK

you smell good

this is blowing my mind right now