> I was only 360 years old

>I loved CoD so much, I owned all the games and merchandise

>I pray to Activison every night, hoping for a new CoD

>"CoD is mlg", I say, "CoD is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a non mlg man

> He is obviously jealous of my mad 360 no scopes

>I called him casual trash

> He Takes my dew and doritos and sends me to my room

> I am pissed now, i am 20% less mlg

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel very MLG pressence moving towards me

> I hear someone whisper to me

> It's snipars

> I am so amazed

> he whispers into my ear, "lets get gud m8"

> He grabs me with his MLG trisckshoter hands and puts my couch

> I'm ready

> I turns on my Xbox one

> He puts CoD black ops 2 in it

> Its so mlg, but I do it for Snipars

> I can feel my eye sockets melt as I witness his mlg'nes

> I try to be as mlg as he is

> I want to ''get gud''

> He 720 noscopes me across the map while blindfolded and dead

> My non-mlg dad walks in

> Snipars looks him deep in the eyes and says, "get gud you ♥♥♥ scrub"

> He leaves throught the ceiling of my xbox 720

CoD is love, CoD is life