♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needs to censor brown nipples. Yes, that's right. I myself have brown nipples, but it's ok, I don't stare down at my nipples when I have sex. If I wanted to see that much earth-tone variety, I'd go to a flooring store and look at mahogany wood samples. Yes, that's right. Nipples need to be pink, but only if it's a woman, because the color pink is the universal signifier for sex. When I masturbate, my mind goes numb and I need that neon-pink lighthouse to guide me to my final destination. It's like my brain is a moth and pink is the only 60-watt bulb in the house. When I lose sight of those pink nipples, my wrist starts to seize up and go limp on me like German soldiers in the dead of a Russian winter. You think I could just focus on her face, but when I look at those salt-stung, hungry eyes, I see two wet pebbles I'd kick out of my shoe without a second thought. Repeat after me, nipples must be pink and pink nipples are the keys to paradise.

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