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this guy is a avid love island watcher

Yeah you would think about me eating Josh's ass

Say you can't afford water? Ok. You are not some kid in Africa. Even they're better than you. Anyways, I hate you so much, and I hope you become a part of the human centipede, and I'll be the front. Then Josh, then you. Because you suck that much.

You're being demoted from my Discord server, from mod to #L loser. You freak, freak? Yeah, you heard that right. And not the type of freak that me and your mom have, that's special… like you, little Timmy. You're special, and not cool special… you'll be riding the short bus to school. But that's okay, you'll have the whole bus to yourself! Since nobody is as special as you are. I dropped you on your head as a baby, so it makes sense. You are so crazy and weird... wait, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And he brought me pizza, and then all these turtles showed up, and we had a pizza party together. Then they took me to the sewers, and… it reminded me of you, yk? It was pretty smelly, and it smelled like ♥♥♥♥. That's what reminded me of you, the smell of ♥♥♥♥. Since you never take a shower, if you're poor, just say it.

So basically you didn't add me to your bio, and it really hurt my feelings. Like, really, think about how I feel? I'm not your bestie... and I thought we had something. I was talking to my therapist about you, and you thera piss me off, you know? Wow. What a stab in the back. I thought we had something when you let me queef on you… like that's personal. And that time I pegged you? Yeah, ok. I'm taking the kids and the dog. But I'm not Chinese, and I won't eat him, I promise. I could really go for some chow mein right now, actually, that's my favorite. What about you? I don't care actually. If you have no haters, I'm dead… but I'm not planning on dying anytime soon, anyways.