Captain1nsaneo
 
 
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An enabled console and freedom to play the way developers never intended elevates the game from enjoyable physics shooter to 'how many shotgun shells does it take to kill everything in the game?' (last count; ~4000)

This is wonderful since the gunplay is too slow and weak for your cybernetically enhanced fast-twitch muscle fibers but now you can send GPU crippling swarms of pellets at every Tom, ♥♥♥♥, and Harry who lacks the ice-cream scoop sized lump of gray matter necessary to flee. Or you can tweak the damage numbers on RPG rounds so that corpses, upon remuneration for crimes of their past lives, shuffle spastic to orbit mighty Ra.


On a less serious note, the variety of weaponry on offer is a step down from its predecessor. Towards the end of the original you had access to a railgun with the sound and kick of an electrified cannon and a fire hose that soaked the walls with plasma. These two weapons had short but memorable narratives attached to their introductions. Stepping through a giant hole and over several corpses to collect their progenitor adds a certain dash of glee.

HL2 has only 1 unusual weapon in the form of the upgraded gravity gun (see 'physics shooter'). And while the power to rip consoles off of walls and launch them to tenderize lowly meat puppets is fun and all it comes too late and is used too little to really bring out that psychotic laughter FPSs strive for.

Game would be improved drastically if I could kill enemies with a giant mining drill.
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Captain1nsaneo Jan 7 @ 12:56am 
Man, I'm glad we won the next game against you.
✪2o6 Jan 6 @ 11:34pm 
going against all magic heroes and you got eternal shroud instead of bkb as primal beast you left offlane at lvl 4 how can we win with you?
Demurius Jan 29, 2019 @ 11:36am 
becaureful ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘʜᴇᴄʏ is a big scammer. take care sir
Captain1nsaneo Aug 14, 2018 @ 10:45pm 
Woah there, calm down before you rip your own ♥♥♥♥ off.
gg2ez Aug 14, 2018 @ 9:51pm 
took a S_H_1_T on this kid's chest in lane
76561198414477829 Mar 31, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐚𝟐 𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬, 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭