Recent reviews by Bullet Barrage Spy

Well worth the purchase during a sale! It's cheap, it's well optomized, and its story is good! I'd like to point out for those people saying that this is a COD clone, that if you're gonna call this a clone, call it Battlefield clone. The only downsides that I can think of is the psuedeo 30 FPS cap(it hits upwards of 80(when you first load up before capping to 30) on my machine with max settings, and my processor is a pentium) and the strafing just feels off. Good for some intense battles and such.

There are as many choices as there were in previous games.

Be a lawyer or be a veteran, doesn't matter, they're gender locked.

The dialogue system has finally been reduced to 4 choices. Atleast it's better than previous games where you had ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 400 different choices and 90% of them lead to death where the other 9% only gave you a warning and let you off easy. Once. And atleast these ones are well described compared to older games.

Like a rather arbitrary craftin' system? Well minus the fact that you can't seem to craft your own ammo and somehow getting a short scope out of 2 adhesive, 2 glass, 2 screws and 2 steel without anything to mold the steel, the crafting system actually makes sense. You get adhesive from things like ductape, glass from bottles, screws from things that'd require screws, so on so forth. It actually compliments like 55% of the fanbase.

They removed two "important" features which could easily be modded back in. Karma and weapon damage. Instead, they changed a lot of features to either be more lethal or helpful(take radiation and stimpacks, they work by reducing max health and having time-based increments of health respectively) and even added my favorite part. Civilization.

I have 85 hours on my XBOX one, but I'll admit, it has a lot of flaws. It just seems as bare as the other games. But that's my opinion, and I recommend it because a lot of new things were added.

NOTE:
I have my issues with this game-that is for certain. But keep in mind, since Morrowind, quality of these games from Bethesda really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropped. They're coming back now but earlier... jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ really guys? The damage has been done.

New review.
Score:4/10
Would I recommend this game? Surprisingly, YES. I would. Despite such a low score, it's a good game either way. My scoring system gave it such a low score, but if I used a traditional scoring system it would've gotten a lower score. As it stands, it's fun to play if you like repetitive gameplay which makes you think(like me), but otherwise, I would never recommend this game.
Pros
-Nice Graphics
-Best phsyics engine ever
-Once you actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ load, it's actually not that laggy
Cons
-Loading lag.
-Straying from original purpose( NASA in 20 years )
-Still glitchy
Pro Extras
-MULTIPLAYER
-MODS
-THINGS!
-EXCITEMENT!
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIBERIAN SUN IS IN THIS GAME NOW
Con Extras
-It lags on anything except windowed mode
-Still resource intensive as always
{ORIGINAL REVIEW-DID NOT LOVE THIS GAME}
{3 people found the original funny, and noone found this review helpful. Out of four people.}
I give up on the old joke, so I decided to write a standarized review instead. Oh, I left the joke in the comments though. (EDIT:For those of you confused by my scoring system, it's cons/pros-con extras+pro extras, rounded up. So, 6/2-1+1=3 would make the score proper.)
Pros
-Nice graphics
-Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psyhics engine ever
Cons
-Laggy
-Most computers that starting youtubers have cannot play it
-My computer cannot play it(although this is not counted as a con, it's just me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about the stupid computers I have, this does not damage the score in any way)
-Glitchy as hell
-The gameplay SUCKS, as it's repetitive and mundane
-Too little content, atleast in terms that SPACE ENGINEERS was originally founded off of(NASA's technology in 20 years, instead of the SCI-FI mess it is now)
-WAAY too resource intensive
-Did I mention it's laggy? Because it lags, even on computers that are way superior to the recommened requirements(my friend has a intel xeon/xeno(he likes calling it xeno) with 64 GB of RAM and a GTX titan as a graphics card, and he STILL cannot play this game thanks to how laggy it is)
Overall:3/10, just not a game worth buying. MAYBE as a gift.
Extras
-Has it's ass handed to by KSP in almost everyway. Hell, KSP, being considered one of the most glitchiest games of it's genre on STEAM still doesn't bug out as often as space engineers.
+I still like this game, I just wish it wasn't so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugged. Believe me, as a game designer, the first thing you want to do is squash as many bugs as possible before rolling out new features, because otherwise, those bugs will be permanently fixxed into the game.

My playthrough in a nutshell
Training
Playthrough 1
WOW LOOK AT THESE AMAZING GRAPHIX!
*resets because I get confused on how to put away my gun*
Playthrough 2
Uh what? What lane?
*finishes*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Mission 1
Playthrough 1
Okay
*gets shot because of retreating... by my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammate*
GFDI!
Playthrough 2
OKAY I got this.
*shoots 2, and then gets shot by enemy soldier*
Okay, I'm still alive.
*shot by 3*
Why?
Playthrough 3
STILL got this!
*shot by 1 before I can even follow*
What the hell?
Playthrough 4
Okay I'm ge-
*immediatly shot by stray helicopter*
What.
Playthrough 5
I think I got this.
*gets close to village*
Alright I got this... what the ♥♥♥♥!?
*helicopter gets shot down and hits me*
Playthrough 6
*save and quit*
Overall, it's good, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell, even in cadet mode, it screws up a lot. Those helicopters shouldn't be shot down, right?
But it works. It's okay, but hard!

This game is terrific! Its so good that I used an iventory editor JUST to see how many items there was(I actually did not see the wiki first :/),but it could use a little more instructions, such as, how to craft. If anyone was wondering about that: right click, don't left click on your materials.
9001/2 Would definetly buy gold if I had the money.