Recent reviews by Br0DeQu1n

It receives completely pointless patches every week, installing them completely stalls my pc for a whole hour sometimes. Its fine ok? it doesnt need anymore pointless updates, stop wasting my time with your useless crap!

Aramatsu bowhead not included

Impossible to play, bad stutters even on lowest settings, and I have a 3060 so there is no excuse...

Edit: now that it finally works it's golden, handling is superb, all the stages are a ton of fun, and there is enough content for a whole lifetime. I just really hope EA doesn't screw it up again.

Purrfection

There are very few events and scenes in this whole game that are not somehow glitched, botched or in some other way bugged (and that's a year after the initial release). It's quite baffling, I had to download a mod just to be able to play without the cops instantly attacking me at random times. There is always something on screen that tries to ruin your immersion like cars levitating, stuff glitching through objects, random flashes of light all over the screen etc. And yet I still found that the game sucked me into its world more than anything else I've played in a long time. The city, the environments and the characters are probably the best designed I've ever experienced. I mean for most games I first find out how the fast travel works, in this game I didn't use fast travel until I was just doing the last missions for different endings, that's how good the world is. Once you get past the prologue, it becomes a little too much like a Ubisoft map marker mopping game, but if it's a reason to spend more time in this world then I'll take it. The story was interesting enough throughout with plenty of surprising turns, but not really that memorable. I was really hesitant of buying this, seeing the state of it when it released, but for 50% off this has been one of the best game purchases I've made.

I really tried but I just can't... like what?? This has the most unenjoyable and nonsensical combat system I've ever experienced, I simply don't understand the hype around this one. Looks cool and soundtrack is good but it's just not playable.

I'll give it a thumbs up for the effort since this is a zero budget game made by just a handful of people. The graphics are surprisingly good, same with the sound design(not to be confused with the voice acting). Didn't understand who the hell scattered all those backpacks everywhere. For their next game I hope they would consider investing a little in better writing/dialogue/voice acting, I swear I laughed out loud every single time Lazlo opened his mouth jeez.

Short and effective, made more intense by the fact that I live in the exact same type of soviet building in a very similar apartment, gonna keep the lights on now for a while...

This is what every 3D sonic game wishes it was

Out of all the zen-puzzler-lite games I've played, this is by far my favourite.