Playing rocket league and this ♥♥♥♥ yealls out "Allah Akbar" and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drops it in our goal.

I was playing rocket league when this guy joins the group and proceeds to fly around missing every single shot. His ability to fly left me fapping in the corner in awe, but the fact he couldn't hit the ball makes me think he probably also has a weak pullout game and 9 kids.

We were [laying Left 4 Dead, Bohammad was in a bathroom stall - tapping his foot. I took this as a gesture that he wanted some offline gay sex. I sent him a lengthy message including all the dirty things I would do to his behind, and all I got in return was a head shot, and I don't mean from his penis. I was trying to get on the helicopter in No Mercy on expert, and he shot me. What an ass.