Recent reviews by !Beets

i've never shat my pants so fast in a game. 10/10

The best of RoR in a single game.

This game is hard, it makes you explore, come up with new strategy, forces you to mind your steps, because you can get two-shotted/comboed by a doll with a knife, but it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥' rewarding. The skill tree system is great. You wanna be a greathammer and flintlock wielding tank? Suit yourself. Wanna whip suckas till they turn into red paste? Go on your merry way. This is certainly one of the best games i've ever played, and i'll surely get all achievements. Already anxious to play Salt and Sacrifice

I must've gotten the Masochist affliction cuz I love this game

As a person that absolutely LOVES survival-looting-scavenging-moddable games, this game has my ''pretty fugnkin good'' seal

Splinter Gear Miami 2: The revenge of the wrong vengeful metal cell number

Such a great game, great stealth, great weapon system and story. The game let's you run a tactical as val with gangsta drum glock with a side of molotov-emp loadout, and that's awesome as ♥♥♥♥. Money and time well spent. Time to 100% it.

going ''oh no, 2 yellow lemurians, what will i do'' to ''Yes Providence, get absolutely buttfucced by my 20 drones'' feels really good.

Oh no, new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addiction

Oh MRB, a place where you take drugs, kill things with you bare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands and then rinse and repeat.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope