Recent reviews by Beagle Python

I had a dream where I cut open a hole into my stomach and then duct taped a huge bag of cocaine to fill the hole, in order to become bullet proof. Thats what this game has done to me

netowrk error could not connect 💩 🤰

came for halo 2 left after women history month banner drop

GARBAGE

extremely disappointed with steam on this one

enter the suckgeon more like

best lego game yes

It may look like some simple little kid game, but you're wrong. It has more strategy than fortnite, and i dont say that lightly. Unlike fortnite (where you spam walls and get cheat one-shot kills) there are patterns and differen methods that are effective for killing various enemies. And unlike fortnite, dying has the consequence of losing 4 blue studs, which is almost, but still more than, the amount of pain women endure while giving birth

friend buys me the game
<i make a green cat and gave my character a mustache that doesn't match hair
<friend gets mad
<friend vents and is blinded in rage for a hour and a half
<friend refunds the copy he sent to me
<friend buys me a new copy the next morning

For $39.99 you can have full access to the entirety of my review for Payday 2, but every couple months I'm going to update it and you'll have to pay $6.99 to read whats new!