The Super Adventure of John

anyways, here's some knowlege you need to have to be my friend
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
I'm an MLG Memelord
Sruc is pronounced "skrek"
Sruc is the same as "Skrub"
I am the prettiest unicorn in all of the land
I have an alter ego named Melvin, who is a serial killer
I have a very twisted mind
I can and will 360 noscope you
You can't wash your eyes with soap
I'm the trolling king

Eyyo its ya boi MLG Rekker
Are you just a lil sruc, or,
Are you MLG like me
Then you can join my team
Where we're all MLG

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