Ok straight up what's wrong with sitting down to pee? Like every time I ♥♥♥♥ I sit down, piss, and then ♥♥♥♥ (and then sometimes piss again if I browse reddit for too long). So what's the difference between sitting, peeing, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and just sitting then peeing? The only difference is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ afterwards. If I'm tired (work on my feet all day) and don't feel like lifting the toilet seat, I'll sit to pee and don't think twice about it. Why make fun of it anyway? Because it's girly? Oh get over yourselves. Do you know who else sits, pees, then ♥♥♥♥♥? Girls. So if the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after is your "I'm not a girly man" justification, just remember you're following the same waste expulsion procedure as a female.

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