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Basketball American

Rudolph Kelonotepiann

New York, New York, United States

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my wife left me for a guy who works for Bic. You know, Bic? the guys who make pens. Well I'm sorry Paige, im sorry that you felt the need to find pleasure with another man. I used my half of the me that WE owned and built this sweet rig. got back into the old steam account too. While you're getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down by Mr. pencil penis ill be out here getting my gamer in. I hope you see this one day you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥, go fall off a cliff and stub your camel toe you ungrateful ♥♥♥♥♥. But damn do I miss that ass. Tell Joseph to meet me on Dust II, Pistol only. I'll Show him who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ass first.

ps. your mom is a dumb ♥♥♥♥ too, her casserole is straight mids, and her obsession with Tucker Carlson is a serious problem, if your husband has to wear a mask of a fox news host while he's clapping he should've committed insurance fraud 30 years ago.

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Edit(8/6/2018): My dad no longer questions me as there are now 72 genders

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